The ultimate party candle.
There are definitely better times to polish the family jewels.
Oh no, baby, what is you doing?
Yep, she wants to be an accountant.
Hell to the no.
Arrrrrgh!
Late "Mother of the Year" candidate.
Florida Man gets lucky.
There's a "Silence of the Lambs" joke here.
I guess she's a fan of "Breaking Bad."