Keep your hands to yourself, folks.
Weird News (Page 342)
Need a hand?
Another idiot off the streets.
Florida is once again topping the news.
And now she's teaching you how to download her naked clips. Probably.
Although the carry on fees are scarier.
I have a feeling he won't be getting reelected.
You might want to think twice before putting your lips on one of this guy's joints.
This guy's spring break is going to suck balls, possibly literally if he spends more than a few hours in…
"It made my vagina deadly..."
TRENDING
Catch a wave of hilarity!
The Wii U is hot in the land of the rising sun.
It's raining, it's pouring, my new car is getting sideways.
The top twenty tweets (so far) from the Twitter account that's skewering Adam Driver's moody Star Wars villain.
Dogs have an internal compass for pooping.