Liar liar, pants are actually on fire. Holy hell, you're on fire.
Well this is gross.
Thanks, technology.
Beats getting stuck in traffic.
Well that's one way to show your displeasure.
A faster way to shorten your lifespan.
Must have been one hell of a new paint job done on that thing.
That's not a sock in my crotch. No, wait. It is.
Apparently the mafia likes to hang in Connecticut.
Well this is gross.