Let's just assume he's not the smartest guy in the room.
Wow, Michigan. At what point does he get a free hat and shirt for the kids?
Surprisingly, it's not called Peter North.
Not since Liberace has somebody cared this much about pianos.
Swept his way to the bank.
"Mom!"
Bad mom.
Who knew a car wreck could be such a powerful aphrodisiac?
Who can blame him?
Love hurts.