It hurts just reading all this.
This porn star wants the neighborhood to know all about her.
Happy Halloween, I guess.
Given up on society yet?
Her water broke thanks to an idiot.
Talk about working for your extra credit.
Well, so much for having a nice hotel stay.
Take a hike, Carvel.
Now this is how you make the police's job super easy.
Not to add insult to injury, but that bird head is NOT extra wet at all.