Felony Meet Cute: Man Driving Stolen Car Crashes Into Woman Also Driving A Stolen Car, Aww! Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder a police chase of a stolen vehicle ended up with two…
Meanwhile in Australia: 41-Year-Old Virgin Posts Ad For Equally Inexperienced Partner, Sounds Like a Steve Carell Sequel That Needs to Be Made Remember The 40-Year-Old Virgin, that brilliant comedy by Judd Apatow starring Steve Carell? Well, it appears that life is imitating…
Video Shows Family Dressed in Zebra Stripes Spotting Runaway Zebras, And You Can’t Make This Stuff Up White House official Joshua Dubois couldn't have imagined what would happen when he took his three children who were dressed…
Meanwhile in Nature: Fish Are Getting Addicted to Meth, And It’s All Our Fault The latest example of how we’re ruining everything wonderful on Earth? Fish are now getting addicted to meth – and…
Meanwhile in Chicago: Mystery Egger Angers Residents (We Wouldn’t Mind If They Threw in Some Bacon and Hashbrowns) The one constant is that the eggings seem to be centered around the north side of the city (hence the…
Meanwhile in Catholicism: Bishop Quits the Cloth to Grind Out Some Satanic Erotic Fiction, Take a Guess What His First Title Will Be A Spanish Bishop who previously supported the practice of gay conversion therapy has quit, but not why you might thing.…
‘Restless Anal Syndrome’ Is the New, Terrifying Reason to Fear Covid-19 A colonoscopy didn’t show anything out of the ordinary. This is when they diagnosed him with a neurological ailment similar…
Honest Timelines: The Potentially Ingenious Plan of Brian Laundrie and His Parents Following the Death of Gabby Petito Put on your spectacles, people, it's time to start speculating.
Meanwhile in Nature: Scientists Discover Horny Chimp Masturbating With DIY ‘Sex Toy’ (That’s What We Call Evolution) To all those who say there’s no way we evolved from chimps, we say: this story is about to change…
Meanwhile in Germany: Hamster Makes a Fortune Trading Crypto, Finally Puts Rat Race to Shame Who knows, maybe one day you can be as successful as Mr. Goxx. (Probably not though.)