So many wasted orgasms.
See a penny, pick it up.
A nice gift for the Republican in your life.
Not like you needed another reason not to wear sandals.
This man should be hogtied.
A lack of good W-Fi can be quite frustrating.
That's one way to pass the time.
Time to go back to college.
It must have looked extra delicious.
Another "Breaking Bad" spinoff.