This teacher's classroom policy backfires big time.
Don't be a chump.
The stomach flu excuse would have been too easy.
This mother has a sick, and stupid, sense of humor.
But at least he wasn't carrying any weapons.
Serves him right.
They should probably head straight to Vegas.
Looks like we'll be skipping our next beach vacation.
It was a valiant effort.
You can't make this stuff up.