Meanwhile in North Carolina: Fish With Human-Looking Teeth Looks Like a Total Creep Something’s fishy in North Carolina. A recently discovered sheepshead fish with human-like chompers is creeping people out. It’s so freaky,…
Meanwhile in Louisiana: Groom Shoots Friend on Wedding Day Over Alleged Affair, Starts Marriage Off With a Bang (That Wasn’t on the Registry!) Weddings are known for being occasions on which those involved in the nuptials as well as their guests can go…
Meanwhile on TikTok: Mexican Man Goes Viral For Screaming Like a Girl Getting Covid Vaccine, Why Is This Guy Allowed on TikTok? Some people have such a low threshold for pain that even a simple Covid vaccine makes them scream bloody murder.
Mandatory Funniest Tweets About the Ridiculous Trump Membership Cards Just when you thought Donald Trump couldn’t possibly slap his name on one more failed project, “Trump Cards” starting trending…
Meanwhile with MAGA: Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Magacoin Debuts Perfect Cryptocurrency For Overpaying On Cheap Conspiracy Theories Still, crazy Uncle Jeff will love his new gift of 100 free Magacoins for his 47th birthday.
Meanwhile in NFTs: Influencer Sells Her Love (Do These Things Come With a Receipt?) Polish influencer Marta Rentel sold her “digital love” as an NFT back in mid-July. If you’re anything like us, this…
Meanwhile in South Carolina: Rare Double-Headed Turtle Discovered on Beach They say two heads are better than one, but we never thought Mother Nature would take that saying seriously. Apparently,…
Meanwhile in LA: Jet Man Spotted Circling Airport Again, But Is It a Billionaire Playboy Or Just a Very Convincing Balloon? The third sighting has finally prompted the FBI into action.
Capitol Rioter Working on Donald Trump Zombie-Killing Video Game (We Can’t Wait to Not Play It) Jack Griffith, who plead guilty to one misdemeanor count of parading, demonstrating, or picketing in a Capitol building, has been…
Breaking: Lindsey Graham Tests Positive For COVID, But What Do We Know About How the Wuhan Virus Affects Another Virus? It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. (Not.)