I’ve been to the Playboy Mansion. Twice. And I’ve seen dozens of Playboy Playmates naked. But of all those naked beauties that I’ve laid my eyes on, none of them were in person. Somewhere, though, in the back of the brain of every guy making the pages of a Playboy centerfold stick together, is the hope that one day he could get one of them…
A drum solo, a children's choir, Red Hot Chili Peppers singing a 23 year old song... what a weird night.
