Irina Shayk knows how to do more than just put on a smile; she can roll around half naked in the sand unlike any woman you’ve ever seen. One of this year’s most intimate Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoots belongs to this distracting dame. Though she may have the skin and the curves of a Brazilian goddess, she’s actually a Russian queen who knows her away around a beach. And to boot, she recently posed topless in a racy picture online as a way to generate awareness towards the missing girls in Nigeria. Believe us, we’re aware now. We’re so aware we might fly to Nigeria and look for these girls ourselves if it means more Irina for us.
Normally, when we talk about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, we’re talking about how little the women featured in it…