In case you weren’t sure, Salma Hayek is really, really pregnant. She looks like she’s carrying a six year old, but damn if she doesn’t look a million times hotter than most of the skanks on this site. I also hear that pregnant women are always horny, so that would make her more susceptible to my plan. When I tell her about our reservations at the Chinese buffet and the two tickets to Georgia Rule, she’ll be unable to resist!
Homegrown actor has his sights set on directing in the future.
