Here’s Lindsay Lohan shopping for random crap late last night. Those necklace charms look like pieces for a Lindsay Lohan commemorative Monopoly game. She’s choosing between the razor blade, the guns, and the butcher knife. It looks like she’s going for the knife. I usually pick the thimble. Because I’m a prick.
So, yeah. Apparently Jay Z and Beyonce didn’t have enough money in their household budget to cover self-awareness, because…
