Britney Spears Still Stinks

When I think of what Britney smells like I picture something along the lines of a nice blend of tampon disposal bins in public restrooms and a dead skunk floating in a pool of bong water, so she doesn’t need to go out of her way to prove she wears deodorant. There’s no product on the market capable of masking that aroma. I heard she even makes morticians vomit.