When I think of what Britney smells like I picture something along the lines of a nice blend of tampon disposal bins in public restrooms and a dead skunk floating in a pool of bong water, so she doesn’t need to go out of her way to prove she wears deodorant. There’s no product on the market capable of masking that aroma. I heard she even makes morticians vomit.
Apparently falling into a deep depression after Brad Pitt moved out to film a movie, Angelina Jolie tried to kill…
