Jessica Simpson has the mental capacity of a cereal box, so it seems completely reasonable for her to walk over a grate wearing sky-high heels. Sure, why not? Later in the night, Jessica stepped on a hoe and got smacked in the face then she ran into the side of a mountain after Road Runner painted an entrance to a tunnel.
Kids love to make fun of their parents – and rightfully so. Who better to be the judge of adults’…
