Britney Spears is in Las Vegas for something I don’t know or care about, but luckily for us, she showed up at her hotel’s pool this weekend in a bikini. Man, who knows why she was trying to cover up that sexy body. She probably didn’t want to cause riots in the streets because of her hotness, I bet. Normal people just wouldn’t be able to take it. It would be just like that movie, The Happening, but with way more erections.
Make an early resolution to see these fall/winter movies.
