Alessandra Ambrosio is in St. Barts this week as part of Victoria’s Secret apparent hot ass convention down there, and I don’t know about you, but I think I might be in love. So, sorry about this morning with Megan Fox, Alessandra. She wouldn’t leave me alone and I kinda felt sorry for her so I let her blow me. It wasn’t my fault. The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked, who can ever know it?
“Watch it with friends. Recount what you saw. You'll need witnesses.”
