I Take It All Back

I realize her makeup looks like it was put on with something Homer Simpson made, but holy shit, Kim Kardashian’s body is sick. If she wasn’t such a vapid whore, I might try to holla at her. And I only say “holla” because that’s like a mating call she’s used to I think. I might also have to cover my self in the scent of Swisher Sweets and cocoa butter, but let’s be honest, I pretended to like Dave Mattews Band to titty fuck this chick named Nikki, so let’s don’t start giving me too much credit.