Despite all visual evidence to the contrary, I’d still fuck Audrina Patridge. Yes, I realize her face looks like it was created in lab with animal and human DNA. Yes, I realize the space between her tits could be used as a mass grave in Darfur, but damn. Don’t judge me. I just want to cum on her stomach, not hear her thoughts on the Axiomatic system.
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