Enough Lohan crap for today, mostly because I’m sick of it, but really mostly because Ashley Greene walked around L.A. in this yesterday. This is gonna sound way less romantic that it should, but she let me cum inside her, she could bring a pumpkin or a dead cat wrapped in a blanket home from the hospital, and I’d still pay child support until it turned 18.
Homegrown actor has his sights set on directing in the future.
