Enough Lohan crap for today, mostly because I’m sick of it, but really mostly because Ashley Greene walked around L.A. in this yesterday. This is gonna sound way less romantic that it should, but she let me cum inside her, she could bring a pumpkin or a dead cat wrapped in a blanket home from the hospital, and I’d still pay child support until it turned 18.
Apparently falling into a deep depression after Brad Pitt moved out to film a movie, Angelina Jolie tried to kill…
