Ashley Greene Does Elle

Not content to rest on her laurels of being in the much anticipated book entitled “Chicks Who Todd Really Wants To Impregnate”, Ashley Greene is also in next month’s issue of Elle. And, of course, she still manages to look hot despite the fact that she was obviously dressed my some dude wearing leg warmers and a Captain’s hat and gesturing with a rhinestone cigarette holder. Christ, do gays have to ruin everything?! I can’t even roller skate down the street in my thong and Walkman without somebody thinking I’m gay. Stop whistling, you jackass! What do you think I am, a piece of meat?!