Ashley Greene Is In A Bikini

Ashley Greene and her hot little ass was at Wet Republic Ultra Pool in Las Vegas on Saturday, proving once again that the Twilight saga (saga? really?) was made with no heterosexual male in mind. Instead it was made for tween cutters and bored housewives with necrophilia and bestiality fetishes. So while you’re girlfriend with bangs is putting sparkly glitter and hair gel on you while you sleep, I’m posting Ashley Greene in a bikini for when you wake up. Not need to thank me. But if you want to, my credit card company keeps calling me. It’s probably nothing. They probably just want to invite me to a party or something.