Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and reality show slut Kristin Cavallari got engaged. Oh yay! Everybody can stop trying to remember where you know these people from the banner picture now! People reports:
Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari got one sweet surprise while on vacation in Mexico with her NFL beau Jay Cutler. A source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE that Cutler proposed over the weekend during their getaway in Cabo San Lucas. “He surprised her with a quick trip to Cabo to ask her to marry him,” the source says. Cavallari, 24, who also appeared on The Hills, and Cutler, 27, the quarterback for the Chicago Bears, have been dating since last fall. “I’m in love,” she told PEOPLE earlier this year, “and it’s been great.”
Whatever. Jay Cutler gets sacked more than Bree Olsen and throws the ball to whoever is open. And it doesn’t even have to be a guy on his team. It’s usually not. And he’s marrying a chick whose tits need a FEMA trailer. Or something that means they’re a disaster. And repulsive. I don’t know, you pick something. Whatever, man. It’s early and I still haven’t had any coffee yet. Why don’t you just dial those expectations way down there, okay buddy?
