Angelina Jolie Never Went To Sex Ed

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Well, this is one explanation for all those adoptions. You know, aside from the PR and photo ops to rehab her “husband stealing, blood wearing, drug addled” former image. Us Weekly reports:

n the January issue of Marie Claire, Angelina Jolie, 36, says she’s open to expanding her brood of six with partner Brad Pitt, 47. “Nothing planned at the moment, but we just don’t know,” the Oscar winner says. “I could end up pregnant.”

Other than falling asleep on a park bench, how do you just “end up” pregnant? If you’re having sex with Brad Pitt, you don’t “end up” pregnant. You lie and tell him you’re already pregnant so he doesn’t get all huffy about using a condom, then he gets you pregnant so you can trap him into never leaving you. Seriously, they taught this in health class the day after they showed us Faces of Meth.

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