January Jones Is A Sheer Delight

There has never been nor will there ever be a more perfect casting choice than January Jones as Betty Draper on Mad Men, mostly because sex with her would be like Leo's drowning scene in Titanic when his life and soul slowly slips away into the icy, deep blackness. But good laawwwd she's hot. That's why she was interviewed by The New York Times and wore her cold, dead heart on her sleeveless shirt.

January Jones is a tough nut to crack. When The New York Times asked the Mad Men star to reveal who fathered her 20-month-old son Xander, the 35-year-old actress refused to answer. "That's my son's business," Jones explained in a May 19 interview. "It's not the public's business."

In regards to eating her placenta after Xander's September 2011 birth, Jones told The New York Times, "It was like taking a vitamin blended into a smoothie. I'm a mammal. I nursed. I did all kinds of weird stuff."

If you want to read a hilarious recap of the full interview, Fish over at The Superficial has already beat me to it. Like he does to new issues of comic books and Blake Lively fan porn art. He really nails it, even when you consider the fact that January Jones could have just answered every question with "BITCHES BE CRAAAYY!" and the interview would have basically read the same.