When Ted Cruz becomes Prime Minister of Canada after he explains why his dad was a Communist, I think his first official act should be to ban Avril Lavigne and Nickelback to a prison island where they can be hunted for sport. And Avril should get more of a headstart when the cyborg werewolves are released because she managed to get Danica McKellar to dress slutty and pretend to be a lesbian in Avril's video for "Rock and Roll". Even though she knows nothing about rock and roll, Avril does know how to get me to watch one of her videos. Please have leniency, PM Cruz.
