Patrick Wilson should get a free Ebola vaccine and a virgin of his choice after he had to pretend to have sex with Lena Dunham, but his next job looks like it might wipe that horrific mental image from his brain, because it Joe Carnahan’s Stretch, he gets to pretend to have sex with Brooklyn Decker. I guess this video is supposed to show how awkward and not remotely sexy at all that sex scenes are, and that’s totally true, but keep in mind, Patrick Wilson is on top of Brooklyn Decker giving her best O-face. I appreciate how this scene lasts about how long it would in real life. Let’s table this discussion for about 10 to 15 minutes.
