Salma Hayek Wore This Dress

We can talk about how London Evening Standard is a newspaper that gives out theater (sorry, theatre) awards for some reason and the fact that Salma Hayek shows up to them, but you guys should guess how hard my penis was when I was editing these pics. Haha, wrong! It was way harder than that you guys don’t know anything lol so dumb.

Salma Hayek London Evening Standard Theatre Awards

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LONDON, ENGLAND NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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The Evening Standard Theatre Awards held at the Old Vic - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Nov 2015 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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The Evening Standard Theatre Awards held at the Old Vic - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Nov 2015 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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London Evening Standard Theatre Awards held at The Old Vic - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Nov 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek arrives at The London Evening Standard Theatre Awards in partnership with The Ivy at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek attends the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek arrives at The London Evening Standard Theatre Awards in partnership with The Ivy at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek arrives at The London Evening Standard Theatre Awards in partnership with The Ivy at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek arrives at The London Evening Standard Theatre Awards in partnership with The Ivy at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 22: Salma Hayek arrives at The London Evening Standard Theatre Awards in partnership with The Ivy at The Old Vic Theatre on November 22, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
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The Evening Standard Theatre Awards held at the Old Vic - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Nov 2015 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com
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The Evening Standard Theatre Awards held at the Old Vic - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Nov 2015 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com