The end game of pretty much every model is to time her last call to model anything to coincide with getting pregnant by a billionaire to ensure a smooth financial transition. So, I’m gonna say Miranda Kerr and her boobs look pregnant here. They look huge. Or maybe I still don’t understand how bras work. She’s dating the guy who created Snapchat, so if she’s not pregnant, I’ll gladly take her place. I need a raise. I got bills, homie. Shit ain’t cheap. You know how many sacrifices you have to make when you eat lobster and truffles everyday? I barely have enough left over every month to fill up my private jet.
Miranda Kerr Boobs
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr, in Saint Laurent by Hedi Slimane, arrives at the Saint Laurent show at the Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Miranda Kerr arrives at the SAINT LAURENT At The Palladium at Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: (EDITORS NOTE: Image processed using digital filters) Model Miranda Kerr attends the Saint Laurent show at The Hollywood Palladium on February 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
