If there’s one thing you can always expect from Reddit, it’s a seemingly never-ending stream of the strangest bits of information you’ll ever see. The site found a way to outdo itself recently when they hosted a question-and-answer session with a user known as DoubleDickDude. If that username doesn’t give it away, this is a guy who claims to have two fully functional penises. Apparently it’s a condition known as diphallia, and, lucky for us, he provided proof in the form of pictures. (If you really must see what his duel genitalia looks like, go ahead and google “DoubleDickDude” at your own risk. Clearly, the images are NSFW.)
Obviously Reddit users had as many questions as you do right now, as the post had over 7000 comments in a day. Here’s a look at some of the more colorful questions and answers. Obviously, things get pretty graphic, so if that’s not your sort of thing, you’ve been warned:
Now this one completely baffled me. Was he in space when he pulled this off? The physics alone are enough to tear a hole in time and space, let alone his anus. A few users attempted to draw a diagram, but one guy treated it like a finals project. I’m glad he rendered 3-D models, yet chose to use Microsoft Paint to label them.
Here’s a few more gems:
There you have it. Welcome to 2014, the year that started off with a guy answering questions about having dual penises. That’s either the best way or the absolute worst way to start a year.
