When you think about it, every bar you walk into is a microcosm of a solar system. The big star is always the hottest girl, and she is orbited by her less attractive friend and (usually) douchebags. To illustrate this friend of Mandatory Justin Halpern put this map of the bar solar system together a few years ago and we thought it deserved to see the light again.
When you go to a chain restaurant, you should know immediately what you’re getting yourself into. I mean, they’re all…