Indy, cover your heart!
An Italian man living in Dublin while working for a pharmaceutical company there has been charged with murder after stabbing his opponent and attempting to eat his heart following an argument during a game of chess the two had been engaged in for over a year. It’s unknown whether or not his company manufactures bath salts, but it should be obvious which way we’re leaning.
Authorities say 34-year-old Saverio Bellante has already admitted to mutilating 39-year-old Tom O’Gorman, who was not only Bellante’s chess partner but also his landlord for the past few months. Friends of O’Gorman said he loved a good argument, and if that’s the case, then to say he died doing what he loved best is more of an understatement than referring to Melissa McCarthy as pudgy.
Bellante apparently became so enraged with O’Gorman during their chess match that he stabbed him dozens of times, smashed his head with a dumbbell, opened his chest, “removed” one of his lungs, and attempted to snack on his heart.
But in his defense, that move from bishop to rook three was absolute bull shit.
(via Belfast Telegraph)
