Log jams used to be a nuisance for the lumberjacks who helped build the city of Stillwater, Minnesota over 150 years ago, and it turns out people don’t care for them these days either.
An upcoming lumberjack festival called “The Stillwater Log Jam” is being asked to change its name after somebody alerted the mayor that “log jam” can be found on Urban Dictionary.
According to the website, log jam actually has several different meanings:
Log jam – when the toilet won’t flush because there’s a turd stuck.
Log jam – when a group of black men have sex with a white woman at the same time.
Log jam – when having anal sex and…
You know what? You can read the rest of them here, as there are currently 21 slang definitions for log jam.
Of course, to everybody who isn’t a junior high school kid having fun on grandma’s computer, a log jam refers to a crowded mass of logs blocking a river, a point that festival organizer Cassie McLemore hammered home:
Oh my Lord. I mean, how ridiculous do you have to be? We were a logging community; there were log jams; and ‘jam‘ kind of goes with the name of a festival. Honestly, you can turn anything in[to] a sexual meaning. There’s probably something called ‘The Lumberjack,’ too.
We don’t get what all the fuss is about. Now, if they were trying to call it “The Stillwater Poopsterbate,” we’d probably be on board for a name change.
(via TwinCities.com)
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