Have you ever wished you could completely scrub yourself off the Internet? All of those vital pieces of information about how old you are, where you work, what you like to shop for, who your friends are and on and on and on, all of which have been gathered slowly over time thanks to incessant updates on social media and pointless Google searches. It may seem like a daunting task to get rid of all that, but this step by step guide will help you totally disappear online. (Until you crack three days later and re-open your Facebook account.)
Why bother with a jar and a knife when a slice of mayo will do?