We’ve all been there.
You take a coworker out to Applebee’s, grab a few drinks afterward at Manzo’s Sports & Spirits, and eventually wind up on her doorstep. Only it turns out she wasn’t into the “2 for $20” deal as much as she’s into what’s hiding beneath your Calvin Kleins, and you know this is a fact because her hand has just changed your status from “coworker” to “about-to-get-laid coworker.”
But there are two problems. One, her hand is freezing. Two, you didn’t bring protection. After all, she’s a coworker, and she doesn’t quite have the reputation of that office tramp, Cindy. The nearest convenience store in an inconvenient two miles away, and if you don’t go inside with her now, your window of opportunity is going to be permanently shut.
So, what’s a guy to do?
Starting today in San Francisco and Los Angeles, you can look for the L. condom company on your mobile device.
According to UPI, a person can order a box of condoms online and a bike messenger will deliver them in a “discreet black box” within an hour.
And since it’s Valentine’s Day, you can throw in some flowers and a bottle of wine. But let’s be honest. At this point, you’re not going to need them.
Related – Flowchart: What Should You Do for Valentine’s Day?
