Fleshlight Finally Created a Device That Lets You Have Sex With Your iPad

Seriously, the need to have an intimate relationship with an actual human being is so 2013.

According to Huffington Post, a company that goes by the name of Fleshlight has created an iPad case that allows guys to simulate sex with whatever is on the screen. It doesn’t matter if you like women, men or tigers, the “LaunchPAD” allows guys to hump them by sticking their manhood into the case and going to town on it.

It reportedly took Fleshlight almost 2 1/2 years to create the LaunchPAD, and it can be yours for just $24.95.

While just the concept of having simulated sex with an iPad had us laughing our asses off, it doesn’t compare to some of the comments left by users on Fleshlight’s website:

I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD -CAPTAINBEEFSTIK

I get out my LaunchPAD whenever my wife goes out of town. Now I wish she’d leave more often … this thing is amazing! – MONEYSHOTS

Oh, if only MONEYSHOTS knew that the joke is on him, as his wife is probably leaving town to have sex with guys who enjoying doing it with women instead of gadgets.

Here’s at least one guy who won’t be buying any kind of sex toy in the near future: Man Receives Threatening Sex Toy in the Mail From Tractor Supply Company

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