According to the New York Post, a theme park featuring a nudist pool and penis-shaped bumper cars is set to open in Piracicaba, Brazil, in 2018, making it the world’s first ever sex-themed amusement park. Check out a map of the grounds thanks to Daily Express:
“ErotikaLand” will also feature a sex shop, naked water slide and movie theater with vibrating seats as well as a snack bar that only sells “aphrodisiac” recipes. Along with the Ferris wheel and “train of pleasures,” developers say the entire park will “lead to delirium” for roughly 3,000 daily visitors.
The only catch? You guessed it: You can’t have sex at ErotikaLand. Those looking to hump will have to take it next door to the motel, which will also be owned by the sex park’s developers Soft Love.
Naturally, many Piracicaba residents aren’t too thrilled about the idea of ErotikaLand coming to their town despite the fact that it will create 250 new jobs because they fear it will attract “debauched individuals.”
As for those who apply to be maids at the motel next door, may God have mercy on their souls.
Or you could fly to San Francisco and take a ride in the “sexmobile”: People In San Francisco Can Now Have Sex In A ‘Hook-Up Truck’
