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There are a lot of awful things happening in the world at the moment — hurricanes, earthquakes, madmen with nuclear weapons, Kim Jong-un and other things. But what is one thing that is currently on the mind of a lot of people, so much so that a battle is going on? How to properly peel a banana.
We don’t exactly know who started this debate, we just know that there’s a big time clash happening over it. So, should you peel your banana from the top or the bottom? That’s the big time question.
Here’s the many different opinions on this extremely important matter.
“Never peel a banana from the top. Peel a banana from the bottom. That’s how monkeys do it.” -my grandfather as he peels a banana-
— LP (@LoPowers24) August 26, 2017
I find when I peel from the stubby side I eat the literal whole banana. When I eat from the stem I don’t really reach the bottom without
— Princess Slaya (@Briannaiguess) July 22, 2017
SHUT UP PEELING IT FROM THE BOTTOM IS WEIRD I WAS TAUGHT TO PEEL MY BANANA FROM THE STEM
— cami (@staerrynght) August 1, 2017
its a million times quicker to peel a banana from the bottom, wish i could have all that time back from previous bananas i have peeled
— gaara of the sand (@austindefalco) August 13, 2017
You can tell a lot about a person on whether they peel a banana from the top down or the bottom up.
— Johnny V (@__johnnyv) September 19, 2017
Not only are bananas easier to peel from the “bottom”, but peeling this way turns the stem into a handle. Thx to Mike Angilletta for the tip pic.twitter.com/ZqMQzUsQt3
— TedPavlic (@TedPavlic) September 8, 2017
Proper way to peel banana is from the bottom like monkeys do. I trust them they are banana experts pic.twitter.com/726UVNW2mq
— buzz killington (@KendraDae) December 20, 2016
You tellin me you peel a banana from the bottom. And boi that’s all the proof you need right there. Look at that emoji .
— Thomas McCray (@mccray122870) July 21, 2017
Who’d have thought it was easier to peel a banana from the bottom!!#converted pic.twitter.com/QqmY2BX6VS
— Rob Peck (@Robbiepeck) May 2, 2017
Have you ever heard better small talk in a coffee house than “Are you a peel the banana from the top of the bottom kind of guy?”
— Jessica Jenkins (@PCCoachJess) September 17, 2017
This shit dead make mad sense. if u look at a banana peel in Mario, It has the stem still together and the bottom peeled pic.twitter.com/V8XkGmIQWd
— Papo (@Jo_Pa_Po) May 17, 2017
Mario and Co all eat peel their bananas from the bottom to leave them haphazardly on the track this way up pic.twitter.com/arh9jvSswr
— Toby Gladwin (@TobyGladwin) May 31, 2017
if u peel a banana from the bottom up unfollow me this instant
— A1 (@allystassi) July 16, 2017
In conclusion, we all need to find a hobby.
