Impossible Whopper
RICHMOND HEIGHTS, MO - APRIL 01: In this photo illustration, an 'Impossible Whopper' sits on a table at a Burger King restaurant on April 1, 2019 in Richmond Heights, Missouri. Burger King announced on Monday that it is testing out Impossible Whoppers, made with plant-based patties from Impossible Foods, in 59 locations in and around St. Louis area. (Photo Illustration by Michael Thomas/Getty Images)

The Only 9 Fast Food Combos More Impossible Than ‘Impossible Whopper’

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Photo: Michael Thomas / Stringer (Getty Images)

Burger King has allegedly created the impossible: a vegetarian burger that tastes exactly like a real, 100-percent all-beef Whopper. Its name? The Impossible Whopper. Sounds impossible, right? Nah. There are bigger questions to fry, so to speak, when it comes to fast food.

If you’re in a pinch and need a quick bite, don’t count on the foods below.

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Impossible Fast Foods

  • Impossible: A Taco Bell 'fourth meal' that tastes amazing sober.

    Impossible: A Taco Bell 'fourth meal' that tastes amazing sober.

    There's no way a burrito that took 45 seconds to re-heat at 2 a.m. tastes that amazing sober.

  • Impossible: An open Chik-fil-A on a Sunday.

    Impossible: An open Chik-fil-A on a Sunday.

    Nothing is more disappointing than to drive across town to fulfill that Chik-fil-A craving, only to realize they're closed because it's Sunday.

  • Impossible: A Little Caeser's pizza that doesn't taste like a cheese-covered pencil eraser which leaves you feeling like busted nitroglycerin plant.

    Impossible: A Little Caeser's pizza that doesn't taste like a cheese-covered pencil eraser which leaves you feeling like busted nitroglycerin plant.

    This "pizza" gives you big problems if you don't inhale a box of Tums beforehand.

  • Impossible: A Double Quarter Pounder that won't kill you.

    Impossible: A Double Quarter Pounder that won't kill you.

    Sure, it tastes OK going in. But if you're over the age of 23, you've lost the enzyme that will help you when it comes out.

  • Impossible: Getting anyone to open the dine-in door at 12:01 a.m.

    Impossible: Getting anyone to open the dine-in door at 12:01 a.m.

    Sometimes you just don't have time for the post-sorority-party-rush drive-thru.

  • Impossible: Any Jack In The Box order that actually looks as beautiful as this.

    Impossible: Any Jack In The Box order that actually looks as beautiful as this.

    We all know, unless you're high, Jack needs to stay in the box.

    Photo: Glenn Koenig (Getty Images)

  • Impossible: A bag of White Castle burgers that won't destroy your large intestine.

    Impossible: A bag of White Castle burgers that won't destroy your large intestine.

    If you've had Krystal or White Castle and you're over the age of 23, you know exactly the smell we're talking about.

  • Impossible: Any doughnut that tastes anywhere near as great as Krispy Kreme.

    Impossible: Any doughnut that tastes anywhere near as great as Krispy Kreme.

    Heaven. On. Earth.

  • Impossible: Chipotle goes another year without an E. coli outbreak.

    Impossible: Chipotle goes another year without an E. coli outbreak.

    ...or any food safety disaster, for that matter. 

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