Meanwhile in Florida: Dumbass Calls in Bomb Threat to Leave Work Early, Probably Lost Job Anyway We don’t blame this guy for wanting to leave work early. We do blame him, however, for the way in…
Unmasked Man Strolls Pantsless into Dunkin, Donuts Said to Have Covered Their Holes We're all for a pantless existence, but not in public.
Darth Vader Patrolling One City to Encourage Social Distancing, But Is the Force Strong Enough? If Darth Vader won't scare you into social distancing, nothing will.
Meanwhile in Georgia: Teen Drivers to Skip Driving Tests With Parents’ Permission, Georgia Trying Real Hard to Outdo Florida Giving teens driver's licenses without a road test -- what could go wrong?
Coronavirus Found in Semen, Goodbye to Whatever Sex Life You Had Left Just when you thought coronavirus quarantine couldn't get any worse...
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-12-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Serenity Now! A Tribute to ‘Seinfeld’ Star Jerry Stiller, A Farewell Festivus For the Rest of Us He had a lotta of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about them!
Georgia Mall Brawl Features Man Drop-Kicking Woman, State Continues to Prove It Should Stay Closed Indefinitely This is exactly the kind of notoriety Georgia doesn’t need at this time, and it’s just further proof that, maybe,…
Mandatory Memes of the Week 05-11-2020 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Best Field Trip Ever! Pole Dancer Twirls Tastefully For Schoolchildren, Young Boys Hit Puberty Early Anyway (And Dads Thrilled They Were Forced to Chaperone) Kids these days get the best field trips.