Looks like we'll be skipping our next beach vacation.
It was a valiant effort.
We've all been there before.
You can't make this stuff up.
It's not worth it.
Everyone's talking about it but no one really knows what it is.
Women be crazy.
Good. Now please make it stop.
No need to hit the panic button over radiation just yet.
What "I swear this has never happened to me before" really means.