Don't drink and scooter, you noob.
The race for president would be a lot more palatable if we voted on candy instead of candidates.
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You can have too much of a good thing, even when that good thing is cold brew.
Why eat your dessert when you can drink it in a cocktail?
Is there anything worse than a bad cocktail?
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May you be braless forevermore.
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Your Jell-O shot is only as tasty as the vodka you use to make it.