We don't judge, we just try to explain.
What happens when you're stuck in a perpetual diet war and carbs are treated like the enemy?
Even before she gets over you.
Not real cougars, though.
Fake your own death.
It's not quite the same as texting.
Sometimes it's difficult to be a good, attentive boyfriend.
But will she call you "honey" or "sugar?"
Just keep it cool.
Grab a pencil and take notes.