Warm up your fingers for some swiping.
Have you tried it, yet?
"Moderation is for cowards."
Damn, why didn't I think of these?
Take notes, gentlemen.
Time to make a checklist.
"Uhm, why does this taste funny?"
Feel free to Google her for any future "research" you want to conduct.
Do you recognize yourself in some of them?
How good are you at it?