Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Burglarized Bakery Puts Perpetrator’s Face on Their Cookie, Some Might Say the Cookie Monster Canfora Bakery is a staple in the city for its baked good, sandwiches, and Italian cookies. But, until recently, it…
Johnny Depp’s Home Burgled By Liquor-Stealing Intruder, Sounds Suspiciously Like Johnny Depp But rather than purloining the prized possessions of a triumphant thespian and making for daylight, the thief decided to unwind…
Meanwhile in Unfortunate Events: British Burglars Get Caught After Butt-Dialing Police, So Close Guys Stupid criminals abound. If thieves were smarter, they’d get an education and a desk job like the rest of us.…
Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Wanted For Vandalizing School in Nothing But Headphones, Suspect Armed With Costly Break Dance This Florida criminal went above and beyond the usual break-in.
Eminem Confronts Intruder in His Detroit Home, Apparently Much Less Intimidating in His Jammies Some fans will do anything to meet their idols.
Secret Shopper: Police Arrest Man Thought to Be Hiding in Grocery Store Ceiling Since December There's more than one way to shoplift.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Wakes Up to Burglar Sucking His Toes, Didn’t Even Get Dinner First That's one way to feed your foot fetish.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Breaks Into Wendy’s, Makes Himself Late-Night Snack Florida man waits for no one.