The Mandatory Guide to Getting Responsibly Blotto Drunk This St. Patty’s Day These safety standards have been rigorously tested by our team of town drunks so that you could have the hangover…
Happy Brew Year: NYE Alternatives If You Can’t Stand Champagne Bubbles Skip the bubbly and opt for a brew.
Christmas Tree Alternatives For People Who Can’t Have Them (And Scrooges Who Hate the Mess and Happiness) O (hell no) Christmas tree.
11 Ways We Wish She’d Celebrate Us on National Boyfriend Day Leave this tab open on your screen of choice and hope that when she does her daily snooping, she gets…
20 Funny ‘Family Guy’ GIFs to Celebrate 20 Giggity Years ...and 6,000 of your chicken vajitas, please.