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The Mandatory Guide to Getting Responsibly Blotto Drunk This St. Patty’s Day

Getting drunk has never been more important. Because getting properly blotto on St. Patty’s Day (we’re talking mistaking-a-raccoon-for-a-leprechaun-and-chasing-it-into-the-bushes drunk) is our superpower. And while the coronavirus has been our kryptonite for way too long, this year it’s time to fight back the only way we know how: hammered out of our gourd.

But with great power comes great responsibility. Getting…

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