Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested With Trifecta of Guns, Drugs and Baby Alligator, Florida to Change Its State Flag This strange story out of Florida hits all the Bingo card boxes.
Meanwhile in California: Woman Caught Stealing $300K of Holiday Gifts (To the Family, From Prison) Shopping for the perfect holiday gift is a pain in the ass.
Battle of the Sexes: MAGA Bros Are Using Dating Apps to Brag About Capitol Riot Involvement (And Women Are Turning Them in) An account called @wefuckinghatedonaldtrump turned us on to a viral tweet by Alia Awadallah about MAGA bros bragging on dating…
President Trump Happy to Continue His Tradition of Pardoning Fat Turkeys As He Pardons White House Thanksgiving Birds A pair of gobbling fowls are not the only ones who will see a reprieve. According to sources cited by…
Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Wanted For Vandalizing School in Nothing But Headphones, Suspect Armed With Costly Break Dance This Florida criminal went above and beyond the usual break-in.
India Cops Use Giant Tongs to Apprehend Criminals in the Age of Coronavirus, Don’t Try the Salad Coronavirus has inspired a whole new way of nabbing criminals.
Meanwhile in Florida: Helpful Criminals Assist Police with Their Own Arrest Sometimes, criminals get too cocky and believe they are untouchable.
Eminem Confronts Intruder in His Detroit Home, Apparently Much Less Intimidating in His Jammies Some fans will do anything to meet their idols.
Mother-Daughter Team Up to Sell Dead Infectious Bodies, Strangely Only Charged With Mail Fraud and Hazardous Materials Dead bodies for sale (while supplies last).
Judge Judy to Hang up Her Robe After 25 Years (We Judge These to Be Her Funniest GIFs) In honor of the honorable Judge Judy, we’ve gathered up some of her funniest GIFs.