Meanwhile in New York: Fake Cops Arrest Coke Dealer, Run Into Real Cops in Lobby (Whoopsidaisy) Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Meanwhile in Unfortunate Events: British Burglars Get Caught After Butt-Dialing Police, So Close Guys Stupid criminals abound. If thieves were smarter, they’d get an education and a desk job like the rest of us.…
Traveler Hides Gold Up His Butt to Avoid Paying Taxes, Worth It Every Way Some people will do anything to avoid paying taxes – like making their butthole into a bank. We shit you…
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Eminem Confronts Intruder in His Detroit Home, Apparently Much Less Intimidating in His Jammies Some fans will do anything to meet their idols.
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Meanwhile in Florida: Two Men Hide Drugs in a Bag Labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’ When it comes to hiding your drugs in a bag labeled "Bag Full of Drugs," we have to err on…
Meanwhile in Florida: Dunkin’ Manager Hires Herself As Employee (of the Month), Pockets Checks Two paychecks are better than one.