Meanwhile in North Carolina: Plane Performs Emergency Landing Due to Unbearable Cabin Odor, Yeah That Sounds Like North Carolina Have you ever had to endure an emergency landing all because of a bad smell?
Meanwhile in Japan: Man Almost Masturbates to Death (But What a Way to Go) There are a lot of ways to die, some more preferable than others. We don’t want to kick the bucket…
Meanwhile on TikTok: Fetish Content Maker Stuck in Chair Uses Phone to Post Video Rather Than Get Help (We Are So Screwed, Society) We have so little hope for humanity as it is, and TikTok isn’t helping reassure us that the future of…
Poison Control Flooded With Calls After Legalized Marijuana, Folks Back in the High Life Again Saying This Is Not My Life! One agency that just can’t catch a break since pot became legal and readily available is US Poison Control. Its…
Meanwhile in Texas: Man Killed by Swarm of Bees While Mowing Lawn, One More Reason to Never Be Productive (Or Go to Texas) Again If you need an excuse to skip the yard work this week, we’ve got a great one for you. A…
TP-Emergency: Oregon Police Plead With Residents to Stop Calling 911 When They Run Out of Toilet Paper Police are up to their ears in shit every day and they don’t have time to deal with yours.
36-Year-Old Woman Calls 911 After Parents Cancel Her Cell Service, Hoping She Runs Away From Home Pro tip: paying for your own cell phone service is cheaper than posting bond.
Firefighters Save 420-Gallon Bottle of Wine Before It Exploded, Priorities in the Right Place In this emergency, first responders saved what really mattered: a massive wine bottle.
5 Reasons Why Dentists Are Killing It On Halloween Dentists are killing it on Halloween because of all the emergency trips made on the candy-filled holiday. What's the culprit?
Ken Jeong Stopped Stand-Up Set To Aid Audience Member Having Seizure "Dr. Ken" really puts the M.D. in comedy.